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A Brief History of Men I Should’ve Never Given My Number To…

Seriously. These were terrible decisions. To read this post and laugh at my misfortune, you should head over to my good friend (and old sorority sister!) Tracy’s blog at Honey & Nutmeg! Tracy will...

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Shame On You!

Last week, I was lucky enough to guest blog for Tracy over at Honey and Nutmeg – and this week, I’m happy to say that she’s submitted her own crazy story to our ever-growing collection! I’ve known...

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Today I Learned…

…that I’m a lunatic when I’m hungry.   At Chipotle, giving my order: Me: Brown rice, no beans… Guy Behind Counter: I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over your blue eyes…(smiles, then goes to place beans...

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Stanford

My father is an exceptional man. Stanford grew up as the oldest of six children, currently works at a major multi-national corporation by day, is an accounting professor by night, and is landlord to 3...

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Worst. Birthday. Ever.

What would you choose as your most memorable birthday? Keep in mind though – memorable can be either good or bad. Personally, I’ve always loved a good birthday. The combination of loved ones and cake...

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Don’t You Look At Me!

I just love that this actually happened. When this story was recounted later to Tom’s brother Rob, he responded with, “Oh Lacey..! How’s she doin’?”…amazing. To those of you “hunting” this weekend…good...

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The Roommate Chronicles (Pt. I)

I’ve lived with an interesting cast of characters over the past few years. It’s impossible to fit all of it into one post and give each situation its proper due. Please bear with me, this is a long one...

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Well I Don’t Know What I Expected…

After writing up a potentially incriminating post about past activities you may or may not have been a part of *cough*, it invites a lot of questions and responses… For instance, what are the statute...

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Drinking for Two?!

I know I’ve been the worst about updating this thing. Don’t worry though – there has been no shortage of embarrassment in my life lately, and as such, there will be new posts soon! In the meantime… Do...

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Little Cat, the Destroyer

Growing up, I always had pets. We always had cats, and for a long time we had a really cool dog named Kimba. Kimba was the kind of dog who would go to your soccer games and then run out on the field...

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“It’s Not Exactly Rocket Science…”

Last summer, I somehow found myself talking to this guy named Andrew. He was very articulate, smart, well-read, and very up-to-date on current events. He was nice enough, didn’t necessarily go out of...

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Signs from the Universe

There are a million reasons why a date can go badly. The other person could be a jerk. They could have absolutely nothing in common with you, and the night could be awkward. Maybe they just happen to...

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Updates

Hey everyone! New posts are coming soon – my apologies for the brief (yet not so brief) hiatus! Don’t worry though, my life hasn’t been any less ridiculous/embarrassing so there is some good stuff...

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Missed Connections

A few Missed Connections inspired by the people I have come across lately: W4M (28) Ri Ra I saw you from behind at the bar. I noticed your boat shoes and Nantucket red shorts immediately and fell in...

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The Roommate Chronicles (Pt. II)

This is a continuation on my original post about my roommate in college. Believe it or not, she was not my last crazy living situation. I was one of the lucky few college seniors to be offered a job...

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